and by celebration i mean a post that involves no thinking on my part.
i was forwarded this email from one of my faves and i wanted to share a couple of these funnies to make tuesday just that much better.
Dear Snooki,
GET BACK TO WORK!
Sincerely,
Willy Wonka
Dear Ugly People,
You're welcome.
Sincerely,
Alcohol
Dear Customers,
Yes, we ARE making fun of you in Vietnamese.
Sincerely,
Nail Salon Ladies
Dear girls who have been dumped,
There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding!
They're all dead.
Sincerely,
BP
Dear iPhone,
Please stop spellchecking all of my rude words into nice words.
You piece of shut.
Sincerely,
Every iPhone user
Dear Rose,
There was definitely room on that door for the both of us.
Sincerely,
Jack
P.S. You let go.
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5:00.
Sincerely,
Unicorns
Dear Yahoo,
I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..."
just saying...
Sincerely,
Google
Dear Windshield Wipers,
Can't touch this.
Sincerely,
That Little Triangle
Dear Saturn,
I liked it, so I put a ring on it.
Sincerely,
God
how good are those?!
i hope you are having a great tuesday. i am being SO productive at work today.
can't. stop. won't. stop.